Aren't you glad that the Game of Thrones TV show exists in the age of social media. You should be. We love nothing better than to stalk our favourite Westerosi on Instagram, Twitter and Vine. From two Stark girls pulling faces with Oberyn and Margaery to Maisie Williams' killer reaction to last season's Red Wedding, here are the most important social media updates in all of the Seven Kingdoms.
1. Alfie Allen (a.k.a. Theon Greyjoy)
That comely wench on Theon (aka Alfie Allen)'s lap is his on-again, off-again Jaime Winstone (offspring of Ray Winstone), so we give points for generally being two good-looking people pictured with a badass prop. But ("realistically", hah) we know that this Theon-on-the-Iron-Throne thing about as likely to happen as a marriage between Cersei and Brienne. Nice try, but we're not buying it.
2. Sophie Turner (a.k.a. Sansa Stark)
Oh look, it's the former King Joffrey cosying up to his loser uncle's lover! What?! We love how Jack Gleeson is apparently the nicest person to ever walk the planet (or at least the Game of Thrones set). And yet, every time you see Joffrey's face on screen, you JUST. WANNA. PUNCH. IT. Also, Sophie's BFF-love with Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) is just too cute.
3. Pedro Pascal (a.k.a. Oberyn Martell)
There's a lot of GoT love on the Instagram account of King's Landing's newest guest. We love Pedro Pascal's enthusiasm for his new fantasy-homeland. Keep 'em updates coming!
4. The Game of Thrones Official Instagram account
R U KIDDING ME? Ah, we never knew that underneath the Hound's gruff exterior lay a sad man looking for his lost toy.
5. Lena Headey (a.k.a. Cersei Lannister)
When she's not busy being the royal b---- that is Queen Cersei, Lena Headey displays an irreverent sense of humour that is so full of win. She might actually be the GoT castmember we'd most love to hang out with.
6. Maisie Williams (a.k.a. Arya Stark)
EXCEPT FOR MAISIE. Because:
And the classic:
BONUS: [BOSS LEVEL] CHARLES DANCE (a.k.a. Tywin Lannister)
Because if you haven't yet, you must.